average life

Directions: Put your music player on shuffle. Press forward for each question. Use the song title as the answer to the question. No cheating.

How am I feeling today? It’s the End of the World As We Know It - REM

And it always seems to be like that.

Will I get far in life? Inner Universe - Yoko Kanno

Say what now?

When will I get Married? Listen Harmony - Peter Adams

Okay…

What’s my theme song? I’ll Be There For You - The Rembrants

Not bad, not bad.

What is the story of my life? Against All Odds - The Postal Service

This makes me look pretty good.

How can I get ahead in life? Pretty- The Cranberries

Unfortunately, so true.

What is my best feature? Listen Up - The Gossip

I do enjoy the conversation.

How is today going to be? Chasing Autumn - Snow Patrol

What happened to summer?

What is in store for this weekend? Believe- Yellowcard

I don’t know if that is inspiring or ominous.

What is my life like at the moment? New York, New York - Ryan Adams

Busy, Busy.

What song describes my secrets? Someday - Sugar Ray

I’ll tell you later.

What is my current lover like? God Is Going to Get Sick of Me - Aberdeen City

I’m not quite sure how to take that.

What song will they play at my funeral? Hey Ya! - Outkast

Best…funeral…ever.

How does the world see me? Cold Hard B!%@# - Jet

Yeah, sometimes.

Will I have a happy life? Flood - Jars of Clay

Okay, whatever.

What do my friends really think of me? The Saddest Song- The Ataris

Wow.

Do people secretly lust after me? Still Frame - Trapt

You’re avoiding the question.

Will I accomplish my goals in life? Man Overboard - Blink 182

I’m drownin’ here!

Will I find true love? Break On Through (To the Other Side) - The Doors

Does that mean what I think it means?

How do I treat others? Yours To Keep - Teaddybears

Hooray for Teddybears!

It’s like those times when the fortune cookie actually makes sense.