Monthly Archives: August 2010

no, you weren’t born during the wrong time period 4

There’s a strange segment of the population so disaffected with their lives and the state of the world that they imagine themselves fitting in better at another point in history.  They seem to forget that the world for much of human history has pretty much sucked.

the creativity of youth (or i'm realizing that i'm getting more boring with time) 3

It’s not an uncommon situation, I suppose.  When we were kids, our minds bubbled with the sort of imagination usually reserved for delusional schizophrenics: the floor was lava, animals could talk, and the dark was a living entity that if not separated from oneself by a blanket could eat one’s very soul.  As we grow older, […]

personal ceo tony hayward responds to allegations of mishandling my most recent relationship Comments Off on personal ceo tony hayward responds to allegations of mishandling my most recent relationship

Personal CEO Tony Hayward responded today to allegations that he mishandled my most recent relationship, which resulted in breakup and bitterness.  Some watchdog groups also released press statements today, calling the breakup “inevitable” as well as allegedly “calling it”, claiming Hayward ignored months of warning signs of the impending personal disaster.