do you have a bottle opener?


Monster Movies
Originally uploaded by Corporal Tunnel.

So the shoot was back on again. Crazy, huh? Anyway since the producer got stuck in traffic on I 20/59, to shoot was moved to Eutaw, Alabama. The people whose house we were using actually know my parents.

Here are some of the duties of a production assistant:

  1. Run to Piggly Wiggly to get the nervous artist some merlot.
  2. Help assemble an 18ft jib arm.
  3. Go back to Piggly Wiggly to get a bottle opener for the merlot.
  4. Control music playback on the iPod.
  5. Move stuff out of the shot
  6. Re-route people who are coming to the open house and about to walk into the shot.
  7. Move stuff out of the shot
  8. Help move the jib-arm, with all the counter weights still on.
  9. Help the DP adjust the lights.
  10. Move stuff out of the shot
  11. Help think up an alternate ending when a dozen roses cannot be found in Eutaw, Alabama.
  12. Make a run to Church’s Chicken for lunch.
  13. Eat lunch while the producer/director coaches actors.
  14. Lay on ground while controlling iPod so shadow isn’t visible in the shot.
  15. Try to knock a water bottle off a box with rocks.
  16. Move stuff out of the shot.
  17. Keep a kid from shouting while we are rolling for sound.
  18. Move stuff out of the shot.
  19. Pull up grass so the ring is visible in the shot.
  20. Packing up the jib-arm and all of the equipment.
  21. Go home and dream about jib-arms.

Sweet.